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Song Parodies -> "Rump Will Lose Carolina"
Original Song Title:
"Carolina In My Mind"
(MP3)Original Performer:
James Taylor
Parody Song Title:
"Rump Will Lose Carolina"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Have heard that there is no path for 45 to become 47 without winning North Carolina. Here is one reason he could lose it.
Holding slime,
Rump will lose Carolina
Nevermind the bum's crimes
Love for scum makes friends say bye
Because he just won't disconnect From Mark Robinson's behind
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
Mark wants to go back
Back to the days
When fems couldn't vote
That dude is catching much flack
The result is sure to be
Bringing Rump down, no lie
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
There's no doubt
In any sane mind
That slavery was the worst thing
Slavery sure wasn't kind
Yet Mark praised it to his choir
Rump sticks with the guy
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
Holding slime,
Rump will lose Carolina
Nevermind the bum's crimes
Love for scum makes friends say bye
Because he just won't disconnect From Mark Robinson's behind
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
Mark said he's a black Nazi
With that you could hear
His chances falling
Conald Grump sticks with the creep
These signs are likely omens, yay
Rump's going, going to lose Carolina
Holding slime
That unholy priest
Liked to visit porn sites freely
Posting perverted shit
Now he's ruined
But Agent Orange
Will put up with whatever
Embraces the freak
'Cause of it, Rump has lost Carolina
Holding slime
Holding slime,
Rump will lose Carolina
Nevermind the bum's crimes
Love for scum makes friends say bye
Because he just won't disconnect From Mark Robinson's behind
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
Can't win White House
Without 'Lina Coons
Without Carolina women
Rump's ruined
He can't win White House
Without Carolina coons
He can't win it, no way
No, no, he can't win it again
Without 'Lina blacks and women
He's ruined
Rump will lose Carolina
Nevermind the bum's crimes
Love for scum makes friends say bye
Because he just won't disconnect From Mark Robinson's behind
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
Mark wants to go back
Back to the days
When fems couldn't vote
That dude is catching much flack
The result is sure to be
Bringing Rump down, no lie
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
There's no doubt
In any sane mind
That slavery was the worst thing
Slavery sure wasn't kind
Yet Mark praised it to his choir
Rump sticks with the guy
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
Holding slime,
Rump will lose Carolina
Nevermind the bum's crimes
Love for scum makes friends say bye
Because he just won't disconnect From Mark Robinson's behind
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
Mark said he's a black Nazi
With that you could hear
His chances falling
Conald Grump sticks with the creep
These signs are likely omens, yay
Rump's going, going to lose Carolina
Holding slime
That unholy priest
Liked to visit porn sites freely
Posting perverted shit
Now he's ruined
But Agent Orange
Will put up with whatever
Embraces the freak
'Cause of it, Rump has lost Carolina
Holding slime
Holding slime,
Rump will lose Carolina
Nevermind the bum's crimes
Love for scum makes friends say bye
Because he just won't disconnect From Mark Robinson's behind
Rump will lose North Carolina, Holding slime
Can't win White House
Without 'Lina Coons
Without Carolina women
Rump's ruined
He can't win White House
Without Carolina coons
He can't win it, no way
No, no, he can't win it again
Without 'Lina blacks and women
He's ruined
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Here's a even better original song with Carolina in the title, quite possibly quite suitable for a Trump/Harris rewrite should anyone want to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIzK_8ecYOs
(Treat is the Swedish hair metal band that was always parallell to Europe and a degree better than them, except they never had that big hit to propel them up to big arena fillers. Still active though).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIzK_8ecYOs
(Treat is the Swedish hair metal band that was always parallell to Europe and a degree better than them, except they never had that big hit to propel them up to big arena fillers. Still active though).
DELUSIONAL!!!
Rump said that by Biden is withholding help for the Carolinas and other states devastated by Hurricane Helene. There is no subject the creep won't lie about. He'll lie any place, anytime, anywhere about anything. So despicable is he.
Treasonous illegal White House occupant Biden IS withholding help for the Carolinas and other states devastated by Hurricane Helene. There is no subject you lawless seditious treasonous un-American vermin won't lie about. You'll lie any place, anytime, anywhere about anything. Such treasonous totalitarian terrorist thugs are all you genocidal psychopathic DemoKKKrat insurrectionists.
Y'know, I think we patriots have come up with the perfect punishment for all you capital traitors who still support whoever's pulling Dementia Joe's strings: we should conscript all you Biden-rimming flabby rainbow-haired sissy soy-boys (and Karens) and put you losers on the front lines of this treasonous illegitimate regime's illegal proxy war with Russia, and have you armchair warriors try to operate all that outdated military equipment this illegitimate regime has sent there on the productive patriotic taxpayers' dime. That way, you Kool-Aid-drinking Biden-rimming Commies can all demonstrate for everyone just how absolutely certain you are of the similarly unelected (and likewise illegitimate) Zelensky Regime's victory over Russia you've all been claiming to believe is imminent—right before you privileged parasitic pedofaggotrannies are all slaughtered for the worthless cannon fodder you are, that is.
Idle threats, dumbass.
MAGA won't believe it because it's a Federal news release but oh well who cares - October 01, 2024 - Report this comment
https://www.fema.gov/press-release/20240930/biden-harris-administration-continues-whole-government-response-hurricane
If the evil Skunk loses Carolina, PA, or WI it's all over. The MAGA one guy will be boohooing badly Nov. 5th.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-man-says-smashed-taylor-swift-signed-guitar-bid-4000-auction-jok-rcna173483
Only degenerates could vote for the most disgusting ticket ever which of course is Dump & Vance.
The maga guy makes everyone who might possibly think the republican ticket isn't as bad as the democratic ticket look bad. He represents the extreme, delusional part of the party, which i don't think represents most of it at all. Yes they should have had a different candidate but this is where it is with low voter turnout in the primary. The maga guy also does not represent independents who might go republican this time. Also to others on here, needlessly shaming those who disagree with you enough to not vote like you do doesn't help anything either. You don't have to agree with everything to vote for someone, just think they're not as bad as the competition on various issues. There's plenty of insanity on the extremes of both sides as we see on this site. Rise above it. Research issues, become an informed voter, don't vote based on personality alone
Also to eel, you're not helping anything with your increasingly crazy seeming take on things. I don't like either of them or various policies on both sides so I really don't have a side. But you're not helping by contributing to the madness on a constant basis
I knew nothing about this or him but just researched. But I'm inclined to believe Robinson's denial of it being him. Don't put allegations as being true
Now where, oh where, oh where could anybody have gotten the idea that the treasonous unelected illegitimate Biden Regime has been withholding help for the Carolinas and other states devastated by Hurricane Helene? Where could people be getting these crazy notions?
Oh yeah:
https://notthebee.com/article/this-woman-blasted-joe-biden-live-on-nbc--she-has-family-that-has-been-trapped-in-nc-for-4-days
Oh yeah:
https://notthebee.com/article/this-woman-blasted-joe-biden-live-on-nbc--she-has-family-that-has-been-trapped-in-nc-for-4-days
Yup Maga, everybody has problems
If I had to describe mega people in one word, it would be rabid. Someone with a strong voice should sing the following and post it: tiny.cc/white-rabid
The cult is getting very, very nervous, so keep it up with these parodies.
Singing eel's parodies is a lot of fun! I highly recommend it.
I suspect a lot of comments on eel's parodies are eel himself from the similarity in tone and increasing craziness
Wrong, Andy.
The recent poll showing Kamala ahead in Iowa might not foreshadow an Iowa win for her but it might be a hint that she could indeed win North Carolina?
Sadly this parody didn't prove prophetic but at least Mark Robinson was crushed.
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