Song Parodies -> "Terror Threats: Higher & Higher"

Original Song Title:

"Higher & Higher"

Original Performer:

Jackie Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Terror Threats: Higher & Higher"

Parody Written by:

the_got_mac

The Lyrics

Discusses the pretty colors & credibility of the Terror Alert System.

Terror threats are higher
Than they ever have gone before
So keep them up, which they might desire
And Al Queda will scare us
Forever more

You know those threats
Push the level
Higher, higher & higher
I said those threats
Keep warnings going
Higher & Higher

Once, I was really secure
And Tom Ridge was my closest friend
Bin Laden came, and soon departed
And you know Ill never
Be secure again

That's why those threats
Push the level
Higher, higher & Higher
I said Terror
Keep warnings
Going, Higher & Higher

(instrumental)

I'm so glad
We now have color
Yes that scale, it is so precise
And with the scale pretending to help me daily
I guess, my gut; it will suffice

Hey Terror Threats
Push the level
Higher, higher & higher

Terror threats
Keep warnings
Going Higher & higher

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