[brief but dramatic instrumental intro]

Can you tell me, Sir, please?
Have you seen
where is the cheese
That cheese was right here
It was in a big ball
Oh, it's still right there, after all

Now we eat that cheese, yum
Beware! Here comes that cat, Tom
Yeah, he will kill us
Yeah, that would not be keen
Best we not remain at this scene

'Cause for Tom we all are meal-sized
We mice are meal-sized
And that is crappy, man
That crazy cat is deranged
He'd sneak up behind us
He would damage us and cause pain
That kitty is mindless

[instrumental break]

This is really not fair
And you readers ; mostly likely don't care
Sit and eat Cheetos
Check out what's on TV
Meanwhile we are chased by that kitty

If he catches us then we'll die
We do not want to die
We'd be a cat-meal
Yeah, that would cause us pain
Eaten by a cat; sucks
He would feast on our remains
That would be real bad luck

Keep away from kitty
Watch out for that kitty
Must avoid the kitty

(Sh*t, that cat's here nowmeowmeowmeow)
(Damn, that cat's here nowmeowmeowmeow)
(Cat will eat us nowmeowmeowmeow)

[out to fade]