Song Parodies -> "Hey Joe (Whaddya Doing With That Gob On Your Chin)"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Joe"

Original Performer:

Hey Joe

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Joe (Whaddya Doing With That Gob On Your Chin)"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

A few days ago, Joe Biden made a public appearance with a spot of food on his chin. One of his handlers passed a written note to him alert him about it. Joe Biden initially looked at the back of the note, exposing the message to the cameras. When he finally got the message, he rubbed the spot with his finger and then ate what was on his finger ... This is the sort of move that would get a 12 year old permanently banished to the geek table in Middle School. But for now, the only consequence for Biden is this parody

Hey, Joe .. What are you doing with that gob on your chin?
I said, Hey, Joe What are you doing with that gob on your chin?
I'm reaching down to chew that ol' mayo
You know Ive always been a paste eatin' man
You know I'm reaching down to chow that bit of gravy
You know they all call me a paste eatin' man
And Corn Pop was a bad dude ..

Hey Joe, we all saw you gnosh that greasepot down
You gnoshed it down now
Hey Joe. we saw you gnosh that ol gravy down
Gnosh it down like a clown now
Yes I did .. I gnoshed it
You know they found some dressing now, dressing was found
Yes I did .. I gnoshed it
You know they spotted some old gravy dressing now
So I gave it the gum
I KNOSHED IT!!

Hey Joe, where U gonna run to, where U gonna hide out
Hey Joe, where U gonna run to, where U gonna hide out

Well, here's the deal

I'm going way downstairs
Way down Delaware way
I'm going way downstairs
Way down where I'll be unseen
Aint no one gonna
Aint no Faux News guy gonna
They aint gonna Twenty Fifth Amendment me
I mean C'mon, Man

Hey, Joe .. you better wait em out
Good by everybody ...

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CML - August 04, 2021 - Report this comment

The artist who made "Hey Joe" a hit was not "Hey Joe" but Jimi Hendrix, altho there have numerous renditions of the song

Arch Vile - August 05, 2021 - Report this comment

Well done. I just face palmed not writing this one, though I was going to wait till the end of Biden's term. 5's all around.

CML - August 05, 2021 - Report this comment

The whole thing seems to have been prewritten in my subconscious, so that when The Hey Joe idea came to the forefront, the parody just wrote itself. One of the easiest submissions in a dog's age.

WAYNE WHERE ALL THESE PEOPLE COME FROM? - December 25, 2024 - Report this comment

GARTH THIS IS BIG WE GOTTA GET BACK TO THE PLAIN FIELDS

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