Song Parodies -> "Make Harriet Supreme Court Judge"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry the 8th, I Am"

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Original Performer:

"Make Harriet Supreme Court Judge"

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The Lyrics

Satire about Bush's announced Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers, an underqualified boot-licking crony who was Bush's former personal lawyer and has never served as a judge, quoted as saying "Bush was the most brilliant man she had ever met." As sung by Emperor Dubya to the U.S. Senate:

(instrumental intro)

Make Harriet Supreme Court Judge!
Harriet would be my loyal judge.
She had carried my water before;
Lick my boots forever, so she swore.

Now everyone picks on Harriet (Harriet)!
Even right wing thinks it's silly or a scam (what scam?)!
I'm the King, and I want Harriet...
Harriet, Supreme Court judge.

(Spoken: Second judge... ain't gonna budge!)

Make Harriet Supreme Court Judge!
Harriet would be my loyal judge.
She had carried my water before;
Lick my boots forever, so she swore.

Now everyone picks on Harriet (Harriet)!
Even right wing thinks it's silly or a scam (what scam?)!
I'm the King, and I want Harriet...
Harriet, Supreme Court judge.

(instrumental break)

Make Harriet Supreme Court Judge!
Harriet would be my loyal judge.
She had carried my water before;
Lick my boots forever, so she swore.

Now everyone picks on Harriet (Harriet)!
Even right wing thinks it's silly or a scam (what scam?)!
I'm the King, and I want Harriet...
Harriet, Supreme Court judge.

H... U... R-R-Y...
Hurry up... hurry up!
Harriet, Supreme Court judge, I want.
Harriet, new judge I want.

Yeah!

Author's web site version with MIDI music

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