woke up that morning feeling fine,
he had some problems on his mind,
he said viagra was made, to make him feel good
something tells me he's got some flopping wood

he likes them young and not too spry,
he always asks them to take down his fly,
wait for an hour, till the sex drug is in him real good, oh yeah
something tells me he's got some flopping wood

he only lasts for a minute or two,
but viagra makes it repeatable the whole night through
can he be falling in love?
this is the drug he's been dreaming of
this is the drug he's been dreaming of

he took her home where it's nice and warm,
one little pill, and he can perform,
she said to try it without drugs, he told her he would
and he laughed when he had that floppy wood

he only lasts for a minute or two,
but viagra makes it repeatable the whole night through
can he be falling in love?
this is the drug he's been dreaming of
this is the drug he's been dreaming of

now there's a lesson we all can learn,
at twelve bucks a pop, you gotta save and earn,
but when it's night time, it's real, and it feels so good, oh yeah
now you never have to suffer floppy wood
now you never have to suffer flopping wood