Song Parodies -> "There's a Spiral Crush"

Original Song Title:

"There's a Kind of Hush"

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Original Performer:

"There's a Spiral Crush"

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The Lyrics

There's a spiral crush
I'm covered in curls too tight
I'm covered in curls soon I'll be a mound -
Envelopied lump...
These pythons are mean!

Just a soothing hiss
And demonic eyes so bright
A hypnotic trance - soon congealing food
It's folding me tight!

It glistens all reticuly
Squozer now is what I be - cut in tween
Wish it was a dream

I'm tightly bound and so I fear
I'll be digested in a year
And be goo
I'll never get better!

There's a spiral crush
All over me swirls too tight
All over me swirls are so quaintly wound
I'm snugly engloved

Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa
Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa
Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa
Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa Kaa

They fressen very coilfully
Chosen now to be a meal 'cus I'm lean
It's somewhat obscene

I'm closely bound, no room in here
And then blood trickles from my ears
Pythons chew
While severing never

There's a spiral crush
My problem is curls, this blight
Dilemma so furled, creepy fluster as
They're crawling above
And they're mauling enough (crush)
Whole swallowing stuff (crush)

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Johnny D - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Its name is Monty, correct? ;-)

Arwen - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Ssssuperb, Hobbits! 5s...=)

John Barry - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Some great language use here!

Liao Xhe - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment

How dare you mock a tune sung by one of the great pop voices of the 20th century... and do such a great job at it!

Royce Miller - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment

you've just described my life

Jonathan C. - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Very few things are as painful as hair curlers. My mother (G.R.H.S.) wore them for awhile before she became a beautitian. A great song.

Meriadoc - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny: Monty K. Python... ;-)

Arwen: Thanks for always checking us out (you and I have something in common you know.... ;-)

John: We went to the Claude Prez school of word play!

Oren: HH' s songs seem to be really easy to parody for some reason; this is our 5th, I think.

Royce: Squozer? :-)

J.C.: YOu didn't really think this was about curlers, did ya? :-O

mandamoo - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Medusa perhaps ?! Exceptional, once again !

Oren....? - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh, I didn't even realize you had based this on HH's version -- I was referring to Karen Carpenter...

Liao Xhe - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Ah -- 'Oren'... I get it now...

Arwen - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment

I've told you, Merry, I've made my decision and I'm sticking by it!!! You will not sway me, MISTER!!! That's right, I said Mister...hmph. The only thing that you and I have in common is a love for a little hobbit named Pippin...and an undeniable adoration for the most FABulous elf in all of middle earth...(me!)...; )

SuperFreak - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Wonderful!

alvin rhodes - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

crushingly clever, i'd say...5s

Meriadoc - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Moo, Superfreak and Alvin! :-) Arwen, you're close... ;-)

Arwen - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Stop it!!! ; )

Meriadoc - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Arwen my Elvin Princess, we probably both drive Saabs, or something like that.... but shhhh! ;-)

Arwen - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment

I'll zip my lip...just stop messing with my head, buddy! =)

Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Damn - Royce beat me to that comment. Another great job, Smeagol & Gollum. Not what I expected. And I agree with Liaorenthal Xhe that Peter Noone had one of the pop voices of the 20th Century.

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