Justice Brown, will you please walk on water?
While you're at it, make a mountain move.
We have set - our double standards high
And made it clear enough you might not get approved.

We're leading you, like a lamb, to slaughter,
Even though we don't know tarts from torts.
We won't change our long-held points of view.
Judges who disagree we don't want on our courts.

We checked you out, and we're playing rough, so
We had no doubt that we'd find some good stuff

Justice Brown, we've looked through police blotters
And although we did not find your name
When we kept - looking back through the years,
It became clear enough that you were a wild young dame.

We checked you out, and we're playing rough, so
We had no doubt that we'd find some good stuff

Justice Brown, about that teeter totter,
You got 'time out' for pushing too hard.
And we've heard - you ripped off mattress tags.
And that you once jay walked without a crossing guard.

Justice Brown, will you please walk on water?
Justice Brown, will you please walk on water?
Justice Brown, will you please walk on water?
Justice Brown, will you please walk on water?