Looked out the window, feeling fine
Got voyeurism on my mind
Last night I saw a new girl in the neighborhood, oh yeah!
Take your clothes off, I want to see you nude
(Take your clothes off, I want to see you...)

She's the kind of gal who's not too shy
And as you can tell, I like to spy
She rolled up the shades like I hoped she would
(Opened the shades like I hoped she would)
Take your clothes off, I want to see you nude
(Take your clothes off, I want to see you...)

I only glanced for a moment or two
And then she closed the blinds for the whole night through
Could she be calling the cops?
She is the girl I've been dreaming of
(She is the view I've been dreaming of)

I stalked her home with a scope in hand
And she couldn't see me where I went to stand
Then she started to undress like I hoped that she would
(Started to undress like I hoped that she would)
So excited, I'm going to see her nude
(So excited, I'm going to see her...)
(Just can't help it, I've got to see her, wow!)

Cast off her gown with a flourish grand
And then I beheld things that I hadn't planned
All the vital parts weren't arranged like I thought they should
(All the parts were different and that isn't good)
This young lady's really one well-hung dude
(I could see that he really hid it...)
Stomach heaving, I'm gonna upchuck food
(Disappointment, I finally saw him...)
It wasn't good, oh no, wasn't good
(This guy fooled me, he really fooled me...)
He fooled me good, fooled me good, fooled me good