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Song Parodies -> "Was Once Bruce Jenner, a Man"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry the VIII, I Am"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"Was Once Bruce Jenner, a Man"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

He's a fruitcake...
Was once Bruce Jenner, a man
Bruce Jenner, Olympian
Tried being a transvestite, but no more
Rooster to hen via surgical score!

Used to be very athletic (athletic)
Wanted to feel softer, feminine (pathetic)
A guy, then Bi, woman, I'm batty
Was once Bruce Jenner, a man

Gender reverse, worse than the first!

Repeat first two verses

Repeat first two verses

J-E-N-N-E-R
Gender (Gender)
Gender (Gender)
I don't know what I am- a man?
I don't know what I am- a Trans?
I'm mad!

Where's all my fans???

(LOGO and Ru Paul understand)
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Timmy1000 - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Will he have to give back his Men's Decathlon gold medal?
Jonathan - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
must... resist urge to make... woman driver joke... 455
Rob Arndt - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Poor guy-gal is tabloid fodder...!!!
Patrick - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Or is that tabloid "mudder"?
Rob Arndt - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks all for being so Jennerous!!!
Rob Arndt - February 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey Jon, a request: can you do "Pretty Woman" as "Ugly Woman" featuring Bruce Jenner? I think you could do it well 😀
Rebekah Dub - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this! :) 555
Jonathan - February 10, 2015 - Report this comment
^^ Rob I will certainly try my hand at it if all goes well you can expect to see it in the future! :)

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