Mrs. Brown, you’ve got two lovely daughters,
But your husband needs to make amends
He was bad; he didn’t think it through
What father ever says his daughters need boy friends?

Did Scott Brown get help from Harry Potter?
Ruining Martha Coakley’s new career?
It was strange; her party owned the state,
Who cast the spell to make her voters disappear?

Coakley’s the goat, Democrats went poof, and
Now Senate votes aren’t filibuster-proof!

Mrs. Brown, your husband isn’t bashful.
Some voters even thought that he was hot;
Were they wrong? And does his centerfold
Disprove the theory he was a real “long” shot?

The photo shoot hid his fam’ly jewel, but
His birthday suit got Scott Brown through law school!

Mrs. Brown, about your lovely daughters,
Magazines hope they will pose like Dad.
If they pose, pose as a family,
But don’t take Cosmo’s fee, you are all meant for Mad.

Mrs. Brown, you’ve got two lovely daughters,
Mrs. Brown, you’ve got two lovely daughters,
Mrs. Brown, you’ve got two lovely daughters,
Mrs. Brown, you’ve got two lovely daughters.