Mr. Trump you’ve have a luscious daughter
She’s all that and ten vast fleets of ships
I’m so mad, she’s not on SNL
I love their cheesy stuff it does no good to whine

Your “Angel’s” smokin’ hot wearing Prada
Beauty really came with mother’s hips
My she’s tough, she’s sure can give ‘em hell
Her voice is deep enough it’s good to “tow the line”

Watching TV, beauty beckons me, WOW!
That girl is Trump, makes my heart go THUMP!

If you find that I’m considered worthy (I’m not worthy!)
Tell her that “Wayne’s World” has seen its time
Oh my gosh! I’d hate to be led on
My knees would turn to cheese I’m such a “dorkypine”

What’s on my set, Angels taking jets? WOW!
That one is Trump, makes my heart go THUMP!

If she weren’t your daughter would you date her? (Would you date her?)
Perhaps you weren’t well or fed a line (fed a line)
Don’t let on, I hope it’s just PR
My name is mud with you but you can me SHWEIN!


Mr. Trump you have a luscious daughter (luscious daughter)
Mr. Trump you have a scrumptious daughter (scrumptious daughter)
Mr. Trump you have a princess daughter (princess daughter)
Mr. Trump you make great comic fodder (comic fodder)