Song Parodies -> "I'm Henry The Hyde, I Am"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Henry The Hyde, I Am"

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The Lyrics

In 1999, one of the Republican House Manglers (er, "Managers") prosecuting President Clinton was outed on the Internet for having broke up a family by having a torrid affair in his past, which Hyde lamely tried to excuse as a youthful indiscretion (at age 42). As sung by Congressman Henry Hyde:

(instrumental intro)

I'm Henry the Hyde, I am
Henry the Hyde, I am, I am
I'm the G.O.P. prosecu-tor
After I get Clinton, I'll get Gore

I'm prosecuting the President
Even though I fooled around
Who gives a damn?
I'm the hypocrite named Henry
Henry the Hyde, I am

Second verse - same as the first!

I'm Henry the Hyde, I am
Henry the Hyde, I am, I am
I'm the G.O.P. prosecu-tor
After I get Clinton, I'll get Gore

I'm prosecuting the President
Even though I fooled around
Who gives a damn?
I'm the hypocrite named Henry
Henry the Hyde I am

(Instrumental break)

I'm Henry the Hyde, I am
Henry the Hyde, I am, I am
I'm the G.O.P. prosecu-tor
After I get Clinton, I'll get Gore

I'm prosecuting the President
Even though I fooled around
Who gives a damn?
I'm the hypocrite named Henry
Henry the Hyde I am

Henry...
Henry...
Henry the Hyde, I am, I am
Henry the Hyde, I am!

Author's web page version with MIDI music

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