Song Parodies -> "There's An Orange Crush"

Original Song Title:

"There's A Kind of Hush"

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Original Performer:

"There's An Orange Crush"

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The Lyrics

There's an Orange Crush all over my date tonight
All over my date at the junior prom �cause I was a klutz
You know what I mean
All I had to do was carry our drinks upright
But carrying drinks can be awful hard when you're wound up tight

I walked so very carefully
Drinks in hand, but didn't see that I'd trip
And then lose my grip
My memory is now a blur, but I recall I fell for her
And the drinks turned into a shower

There's an Orange Crush all over my date tonight
All over my date and I'm feelin' like a soda jerk now

I heard "ha ha ha ha ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha"

She wasn't in the mood to talk
As we took that endless walk to my truck
I felt like a schmuck
I tried to lighten up the mood, but just came off as being rude
When I said "I've got a crush on you"

There's an Orange Crush all over my date tonight
All over my date and I guessin' now I won't get a kiss
Yeah, �cause she's really pissed
Crush is sweeter than this
Crush

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John Barry - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment

I'll drink to that.

Dylan Baranski - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but soda is cool.

daniel - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment

by high schools band is called the orange crush i HATE my high school so u get 111!!!!!!!

Ann Hammond - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment

Cut idea Rex.

PMS - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment

Fanta-stic

Stuart McArthur - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment

this'd make a great video - and kudos for the "crush on you" gag, Rex - 555

Meriadoc - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Nice original idea. :-)

Rex - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment

John - me too, but then I'll drink to just about anything. In fact, I think I'll drink to your comment.
Dylan - you have to be a member of the baby boomers club to KOS, so feel good that you don't. Thanks for stopping by.
daniel - I hated high school too. Things get much better afterwards.
Ann - Cut ideas from a sharp mind. Cute comment.
PMS - groan. But you just gave me a great idea - "The Fanta of the Opera".
Stuart - thanks, I worked on that line for awhile before finally thinking of the obvious :-)
Meriadoc - thanks. The idea is original, but as I was writing it I kept thinking that these lyrics are very Arwen-esque. Hope she doesn't sue me for infringing on her style. :-)

Arwen - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment

"I'm feelin' like a soda jerk now..." LOL! Funny funny stuff, Rex! And the fact that you thought of me while writing it...well, that just tickles me pink! Excellent!

Johnny D - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment

Now THAT is a fresh AND refreshing idea for a parody -- well done!

Rex - January 31, 2007 - Report this comment

Wow, a royal visit from the Queen of Parodies and the King of Thespians! Thank you Arwen and Johnny.

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