Mrs. Brown, you've got a slutty daughter
Pardon me, but she smuggles meat everywhere
While it's bad that she's away doing porno
She's made it clear that I'm her studly spare

Shopping around, hidden in a crowd, mum
She likes to rub her breasts against men's derrieres

She wants to keep the leather mask I bought her
Tell her to wear her leather slippers too
Things have changed, her tastes are getting kinkier
She's got a part-time job giving enemas at the zoo

Skulking about, even in a crowd, mum
She pinches asses, even a cooch or two

If she finds I've been around to spank her
Tell her that I've left a jug of stout
If she says she's never coming back, mum
Would it be too forward if we got it on like trout?

Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely body
Excuse me, but I'd hate to see it waste
I'll dress you up in scuba gear and feathers
& if your daughter shows, then we'll do three way

Mrs. Brown, you've got a filthy daughter
You know girls these days, they don't obey the rules they oughta
Mrs. Brown, you've got to call your daughter
'Coz with Me and Mrs. Jones, we'll have a slaughter!