Song Parodies -> "I'm Federline the First, I Am"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry the XIII, I Am"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Federline the First, I Am"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Just sneaking back in here because this was in my head after I saw that video.

I'm Federline the first, I am
Struck the Lotto big, I'm Britney's man
I got married to the ultimate score
Was a virgin seven times before
I'm capturing lots of video (Video!)
Getting twenty belches in the can
I'm her first old man, I'm Federline
Federline the first I am

(We're white trash, what a news flash)

I'm Federline the first, I am
Making little kids like Tommy's Pam
I got married to the ultimate whore
Kissing just like Al and Tipper Gore
We live just like Bill and Hillary(Billary!)
Eatin' greasy chicken from a pan
I'm her first old man, I'm Federline
Federline the first I am

Wha-hoo!

I'm Federline the first, I am
She's a lot more famous than I am
Find my albums on the cut-out bin floor
When she dumps me though I won't be poor
For I got films for posterity (H'larity!)
Tapin' while she's chewing on a ham
I'm her first old man, I'm Federline
Federline the first I am

BURP-UP-K-F-C!

Federline
Federline
Federline the first I am, hot damn
Federline the first I am

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PMS - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Finger lickin' fives

AFW - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Like Federline, this is first...in humor..very funny.

Agrimorfee - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Maybe he should have performed this on the Teen Choice Awards over the weekend instead of trying to rap. 555

Mr. Critic - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Ricky, I think this is an excellent parody; I give it straight fives. But uhm... I do believe that the original song title involves Henry the 8th, not Henry the 13th. (In fact, I don't even think there was a Henry XIII.) Still, I enjoyed every line.

Rick D - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

I have a Roland XV keyboard, and I mix them up there also. Senior moment, man

Rick C - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

I lost it on "Tapin' while she's chewin' on a ham". 555

Meriadoc - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Excellent job Rick. I have no idea who Federline is, but I vaguely know who Britney is, so I get the picture. And a funny picture it is!

TJC - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Inspired! Flows perfectly... love the 'Tommy's Pam' and the 'hot damn' kicker at the end

Rick D - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment

I've missed you guys. I do look in and read, but I'm way too busy right now to be the participant I used to be. After I move and settle, I may try to chip in a little more. (Did you say chips? Britney asks)

The Charnstar - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment

BURP UP KFC HAHAHA! Great stuff, trully great, 5-5-5

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