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Song Parodies -> "I Eat Everywhere"

Original Song Title:

"I've Been Everywhere"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hank Snow

Parody Song Title:

"I Eat Everywhere"

Parody Written by:

David Werwinski

The Lyrics

This version gets right to the fast stuff....It is a super- fast tongue twister that I do sometimes at karaoke..by heart.....It took little time to pronounciate perfectly at a high speed..........I ate at all these places and can fill up 3 more songs worth.... I enjoy singing and doing my own parodies around town........and get inspired sometimes by some of my friend's when they sing too........
I eat Everywhere, Man I eat Everywhere, Man
When I'm Hungry as a Bear, Man
You might See me over There, Man
I've traveled to get my Share, Man
I EAT EVERYWHERE
I eat at
Wendy's,Arby's,Fazoli's,Applebee's
Annie's, Chili's, ChiChi's, Chuck E Cheese
Denny's, Skakey's, Schlotzsky's, Johnny V's
Trudy's, Hardee's, Shoney's, Mickey D's
GiIles, Goodies, Goolsby's, Tumbleweed's
Pepi's, Seven Seas, Chinese, Japanese

I eat Everywhere, Man I eat Everywhere, Man
When I'm as Hungry as a Bear, Man
You might See me over There, Man
I've traveled to get my Share, Man
I EAT EVERYWHERE

Perkin's, Pizza Hut, Ponderosa, Mama Mia's
George Webb's, ED Debevic's, Leon's, Tony Roma's
Krispy Kreme, Dairy Queen, Cinn-a-bon's, Ned's Pizza
Taco Bell, Taco John's, Ground Round, Aliota's
Boston Market, Olive Garden, Qdoba's, & Omega's
Fourth Base, Steak Out, Outback, A & W's

I eat Everywhere, Man I eat Everywhere, Man
When I'm as Hungry as a Bear, Man
You might See me over, There Man
I've traveled to get my Share, Man
I EAT EVERYWHERE
( instrumental break, to catch my breath,glad they put that in there )

All right,here we go again

Wong's Wok, Mrs. Fields, Golden Gyro's, Dutchland Dairy
Hooter's, Buddy Squirrel's, Zydego, That's Amore'
Popeye's, Charcoal Grille, Jessica's, Salvatore
Saz's, Cracker Barrel, Quizno's, Bristol County
Rafter's, Friday's, Edwardo's, Chancery
Red Barn, Burger King, Red Lobster, KFC

I eat Everywhere, Man I eat Everywhere, Man
When I'm Hungy as a Bear, Man
You might See me over There, Man
I've traveled to get my Share, Man
I EAT EVERYWHERE

Sizzlers, Prime Quarter, Fudd Rucker's, Kelly's Bleacher's
Roy Roger's, Kenny Roger's, Winchester's, Arthur Treacher's
Blimpies, Subway, Suburpia's & Cousin's Subs
Williams, Aud-Mar, Clifford's( they're supper clubs )
Oscar's, Culver's, Machine Shed, Thunder Bay
Brew City, Heavin City, Taco City, ANY CITY !

( Can you name a place you haven't been? )

NOPE....I EAT EVERYWHERE




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Old Man Ribber - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment
David - WOW! You surely don't pick an easy song to do. Nicely handled! You might want to have a go at the ultimate challenge...The amiright Seven (seven especially difficult songs). There is no reward other than bragging rights - and an incredible sense of accomplishment. Again, great job! ;D
TJC - January 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Fun, with heaping plate-fulls (plates full?) of savory rhyming--and now, if you'll excuse me--I'm feeling a bit peckish...
Fiddlegirl - February 01, 2011 - Report this comment
You must have the cleanest oven in town! ;) Clever idea and execution.
Tommy Turtle - February 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Sorry, didn't even recognize this as the "Dave W." who's recently been following my/our (with Fiddlegirl) songs. What a tongue-twister! If you have a significant other, s/he is very lucky! :-D
Dave W. - February 04, 2011 - Report this comment
This site blows me away ! I thought I was the only mutant out there.....But there is an army of parod-heads ....So many songs so little....
Tommy Turtle - February 04, 2011 - Report this comment
"Had we but worlds enough, and time... " (I'll bet you recognize that without looking it up!)

Welcome to the asylum, but it's like the Roach Motel: Once you check in, you never leave. .... are you *sure* you want to drink the parody Kool-Laid? ;-D

btw, can't speak for anyone else, but this writer is here only intermittently, due to that pesky Real World, so if you want to leave a personal message some day and be sure it's seen, any of moi's songs will do, as the writer's "Latest Comments" page will update and show the parody with the new comment, and a link to it. You'll get your own Author page, with song list and latest comments, once you've posted ten parodies here. Then your name in the title box becomes a link to your page. as you'd see at any of mine or any of the above writers. (Not all writers check their "Latest Comments" page, so can speak only for self.) Cheers! (gulp)

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