Song Parodies -> "W, the Ape Sagitarius"

Original Song Title:

"Aquarius"

Original Performer:

Hair: Original Broadway Cast

Parody Song Title:

"W, the Ape Sagitarius"

Parody Written by:

Minneret

The Lyrics

When the boob
That's in the White House
Is stupid and
A lyin' fart
And he's
Mocked all over the planet
He's dumb, and a ritard
This is the dawning of the
Ape Sagitarius, the ape sagitarius
Itarius, itarius
Day-to-day misunderstandings
Prison abuse recreation
More and more and more grandstanding
Always lacking in direction
Lips are sealed for his protection
Only cares for re-election
Itarius, itarius
When the mood
Suddenly strikes him
He bows his head
And prays
Says, "Lord,
Please bless my friend Scalia --
I'll need him
Election Day"
This is the dawning of the
Ape Sagitarius, the ape sagitarius
Itarius, itarius

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The Ape Sagitarius? - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment

This is quite possibly the most bizarre parody I've read.

Charlton Heston - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment

GET YOUR STINKING LAWS OFF MY GUN YOU DIRTY GUN-CONTROLLING APE!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?! - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment

This is the most ridiculous nonsensical piece of drivel -- The Ape Sagitarius? Bush isn't even a Sagitarius -- what does that mean? It just happens to rhyme with the original words -- so WHAT? And yet SIX of you gave this a 5-5-5, and one a 4-5-5? Is there NO integrity to the critiques on these boards whatsoever? Geez, I should toss off some piece of trash and post it just to see how you people rate it...

Your Worst Nightmare - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment

How long had it been since you slept when you wrote this parody?? It doesn't even make sense!

Weird Al Yankovic - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Wow! This is WAY better than any of the schlock I've ever made lots of money from! I give this a vote of 555 !

Tim Hall - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Since when did an ape become an archer?

Ape Sagitarius - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm half-archer, half horse's ass.

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