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Song Parodies -> "Midflight Transgressions"
Original Song Title:
"Midnight Confessions"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Grass Roots
Parody Song Title:
"Midflight Transgressions"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
The pound of intestines
Tellin' me that it's near.
That pop-scental motion,
Brings out a need in me,
Hope no one can hear the vent.
It's my midflight transgression,
When I smell it, it's
Worse than the lunch stew.
It's my midflight transgression,
Wafts its way
All way from row 52
Down aisle 2.
Recirculating
Air is getting rank,
Like a septic tank,
Or else the territory
Of a sulfur mine.
I'm bracing my spine.
Staggering with beer and wine,
Attendants start to whine.
Passin' gas inside an airplane--
Passengers reeling
But nowhere to hide from
One more midflight transgression,
When I smell up the
Cabin, which goes, "Whew!"
Second midflight transgression
Wafts its way
Straight through the open vent tubes
Above you.
Gag, gag, gag, gag. . . .
Tellin' me that it's near.
That pop-scental motion,
Brings out a need in me,
Hope no one can hear the vent.
It's my midflight transgression,
When I smell it, it's
Worse than the lunch stew.
It's my midflight transgression,
Wafts its way
All way from row 52
Down aisle 2.
Recirculating
Air is getting rank,
Like a septic tank,
Or else the territory
Of a sulfur mine.
I'm bracing my spine.
Staggering with beer and wine,
Attendants start to whine.
Passin' gas inside an airplane--
Passengers reeling
But nowhere to hide from
One more midflight transgression,
When I smell up the
Cabin, which goes, "Whew!"
Second midflight transgression
Wafts its way
Straight through the open vent tubes
Above you.
Gag, gag, gag, gag. . . .
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yuck..funny though...5s
Beautifully disgusting! 5s
So you've joined the mile-sty club? The title alone was worth a five.
Well, this really stinks, sir...good job...5's ~ ~ ~
Thanks, Alvin, Rick, Michael, Paul. . .sounds like the name of a fab 60s rock group.
"This is your pilot speaking....encountering some rough air, but it will blow over, soon."
Smells like 555 to me.
I LOVE Grass Roots songs - I can just never think of anything clever to do with them.... Schooner of Taters? Good job!
"Alvin, Rick, Michael, Paul... sounds like the name of a fab 60s rock group"? Where's Eric Idle (or Rob Reiner) when we need him?... "These go to 12!"
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