You know she doesn't have a nice body
Can't pick up a soul at the bar
She's the nicest girl that a man could want
But she's got looks...that I just abhor
She used to live at the pound
But she scared all the dogs at night
Though I got me a sweet ... a sweet, lovin' woman,
She makes me wish...I didn't have any sight

Well my baby, she's a fright
Well my baby, she's a visual blight
Don't you know that she's ... she's some kind of uglyful
She's some kind of uglyful ... yes she is, she's,
She's some kind of uglyful, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh ...

When she holds me in her arms,
I wanna set myself on fire
Oooh, when my baby kisses me,
I get more viruses than are on Limewire
When she wraps her lovin' arms around me,
About scares me outta my mind
Yeah, you know my baby's so ugly
She often gets hit on by swine

Well my baby, she's a fright
Well my baby, she's a visual blight
Don't you know that she is ... she's some kind of uglyful
She's some kind of uglyful ... yes she is,
She's some kind of uglyful, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh ...

Now is there anybody, got an uglier woman than mine?
There got to be somebody, got a, got a more hideous woman than mine Yeah!
She ain't that into fitness
Makes a great her mom diss
Could really use a facelift...Yeah
She just got into Guinness.. Ohhh ...
As the world's ugliest mistress Yeah ...
Shes' kinda like antibliss..Yeah

I'm talkin', talkin' 'bout my baby Yeah
She's some kind of uglyful
Thinkin' she's got rabies
She's some kind of uglyful
Talkin' 'bout my baby.
She's some kind of uglyful
I'm talkin' 'bout my baby, my baby, my baby.
She's some kind of uglyful
I'm talkin' about my baby, my baby, my baby.
She's some kind of uglyful
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ... my baby, my baby.
She's some kind of uglyful
Talkin' 'bout my baby, my baby, my baby.
She's some kind of uglyful
I'm talkin' 'bout my baby, my baby, my baby.
She's some kind of uglyful
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