GEN’TALLY DESIGNED

It’s snowing and your door is always open and it’s freezing off my cock
That makes me tend to shrivel up and make my crotch look like I have a cooch
And it’s blowing in the window makes my nippers hard and cold
And the icicles are hanging from my hind

It just don’t want to function
When you open up your mammaries
That’s just now how I’m gen’tally designed

It’s not bulging like a cock I’d envy when it’s cold as ice inside this condo
You’re saving on that heating bill but sacrificing love we might be making
It’s just winter and no insulation in here
Frigid living in this house with you, not what I had in mind

Now I’m chipping off the bedposts
When you open up your mammaries
So abusive to my genital design

Though I love you and you’re so fine all these zero temps are hampering my pe-nis
I should go to the North Pole to see your mother, find out why the heat is gone
Or stand inside the freezer, tears of ice upon my face
And the winter cold might be a bit more kind

When it’s this cold I cannot pee
No bare skin in the bathroom
That’s just now how I’m gen’tally designed

I try to back my truck up in a blizzard but I think I need a snowplow
It’s weird here in Nebraska, it’s not sexy or romantic in this place
Got cupped hands ‘round a candle, I think of summer, beaches on my mind

With some heat upon my undies
You can open up those mammaries
It’s how my bod was gen’tall designed