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Song Parodies -> "Southern Maine"
Original Song Title:
"Abilene"
(MP3)Original Performer:
George Hamilton IV
Parody Song Title:
"Southern Maine"
Parody Written by:
Jessica Eaton
The Lyrics
Obviously Maine is a beautiful state and I mean no disrepect. Just having a bit of fun. (same for the fine folks of Massachusetts)
Southern Maine
Southern Maine, Southern Maine
Spend a day and it’ll drive you insane
All it does is snow and rain
In Southern Maine,
Down in Southern Maine
I got hungry, veered off the Pike
Looking for a nice place to grab a bite
But I couldn’t find much to like
Down in Southern Maine
Southern Maine
Southern Maine
Southern Maine
Isn’t like a postcard scene
bums are filthy, the streets ain’t clean
In Southern Maine
Goodbye Southern Maine
The women were rude, the men were crass
They must have been visiting up from Mass
What a total waste of my gas
Going to Southern Maine
Good Bye Southern Maine
Southern Maine
Southern Maine
Not quite the place that they claim
All it does is snow and rain
In Southern Maine
Bye Southern Maine
Never going back to Southern Maine
by car or by train
Goodbye Southern Maine
Southern Maine, Southern Maine
Spend a day and it’ll drive you insane
All it does is snow and rain
In Southern Maine,
Down in Southern Maine
I got hungry, veered off the Pike
Looking for a nice place to grab a bite
But I couldn’t find much to like
Down in Southern Maine
Southern Maine
Southern Maine
Southern Maine
Isn’t like a postcard scene
bums are filthy, the streets ain’t clean
In Southern Maine
Goodbye Southern Maine
The women were rude, the men were crass
They must have been visiting up from Mass
What a total waste of my gas
Going to Southern Maine
Good Bye Southern Maine
Southern Maine
Southern Maine
Not quite the place that they claim
All it does is snow and rain
In Southern Maine
Bye Southern Maine
Never going back to Southern Maine
by car or by train
Goodbye Southern Maine
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Nice tribute! You are my "Maine" Man (or woman)! ;D
Nice style. And I love your punny name
Although I would love to visit Maine someday, I'm having second thoughts! The only thing I like about Maine is the lobsters! You've also heard about the teenage pregnancy pact in Massachussetts as well. Here's 555 Maine Lobsters for this one! I'm glad that I live in New Jersey!!
Maine issues concealed carry pistol permits by mail. These are recognized by Missouri, even when held by 18 year-olds who are 5 years short of eligibility for a Missouri permit. So the state does have something going for it. Doesn't Don McLean live on the coast of Maine. Without "American Pie" to challenge them, what would the best parody writers do?
Funny one! I'd like to visit Maine someday too
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