Who needs the holly,
Who needs to trim a tree with shiny balls again
Who needs hung stockings, needs getting Christmas cards
And Christmas calls again, and..

Who needs a little Christmas
Who needs Christmas carols
Who needs those boring gifts
Like wear-ing apparels,
Yeah, who needs a little Christmas
Wrong size - big as barrels..

Needs all the hectic shopping hustle
Like ties for Dad, and socks for Russell

Who needs this old custom
Who needs December 25th making the scene
Who needs a fruitcake,
Nobody ever eats it - bleep that evergreen bough
And who needs not to be meaner,
Needs the weather colder
Needs to have a blizzard,
From New York to Boulder,
Who cares if there is a devil
Sitting on our shoulder,
Who needs a little Christmas now

Who needs buying presents,
Who needs to spend more cash from our low living pay
Who needs those greetings,
When strangers in the street extend a giving way, now
And who needs a little Christmas
Who needs Uncle Everett
Chewing that tobacco,
Or old Aunt Millie
She's a little whacko
Cousin Clement playing Santa
Dragging his red sack, oh

Who needs these relatives so crazy
At our house - coon pie, brings Daisy

Who needs hung up stockings,
Who needs to be sweet and act so nice and neighborly
Who needs wrapping paper,
Who needs to shovel white stuff,and be laborly, oh
Who needs it?..needs a little Christmas
Needs a Christmas minute
Mistletoe, who needs it,
Doorways where they pin it,
Just who will need a little Christmas
And needs to begin it..
Who needs it? we do....Everybody,
Needs to have a Christmas..
Not a little,...but a bigger Christmas, now

Not a little...but a bigger Christmas, now..