Song Parodies -> "Rangers Beat Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Strangers In the Night"

Original Performer:

"Rangers Beat Tonight"

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The Lyrics

In the immortal words of Josh Lyman, "Victory is mine! Victory is mine! Great day in the morning, people! Victory is mine! I drink from the keg of glory! Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land!" The great blue dragon that has spit fire on us for 24 years is slain! RANGERS SUCK!!!!

(instrumental opening)

Rangers beat tonight!
New Jersey dances!
Gave them such a fright!
They had no chances!
Sweep result I love!
The Rangers' year is through!

Fire in our eyes
ready for fighting.
Smirking in our smiles
we made it frightening.
Something in my heart
told me we would beat you!

Rangers beat tonight!
Such homely people!
New York Rangers beat tonight!
When we came onto the ice.
Little did we know
Victory here when we play.
A few goals and some time away.
And...

Ever since that night
their fans do shiver.
Cover heads at sight.
We rule forever.
It turned out so right.
Devils beat Rangers tonight!

Marty Brodeur, woo!
Patrick Elias!
Johnny Madden, woo!
We won, oh my gosh!
(fade out)

Like I said, RANGERS SUCK!!!! Bring on the... OK, we don't know yet who we play next. Doesn't matter: Bring it on!

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