I’m not into chews, I am just a bit stray
I want to charge and wag my tail
All bark all bark

When I’m on the news, not in a good way
All the pit hags that deserve jail
All bark, all bark

People sometimes wind up in ER
With wounds so deep
And find that friendly good old pal
Will go to sleep

Those giant dog moms, denying each day
Will still be blaming everyone
The same old bark

If they can blame the press
For every bloody mess
Their pet was not
All bark all bark

All bark, all bark
I want to walk out in this city
No mutant freaks
And find that people are number one
Never be “kissed”
By dogs that can kill
And have to run

Those giant dog perps, denying each day
Will still be blaming everyone
That tired old bark

If they can blame them all
For every bloody maul
Their pet was not
All bark all bark