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Song Parodies -> "Joust In Time"
Original Song Title:
"Just In Time"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Joust In Time"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Joust in time
You have to joust in time
Or your opponent's lance
Will run you thru...
You'll have lost,
Your cookies will be tossed
Head sauced, and eyeballs crossed
All black 'n blue...
Don your gear,
Nice suit of armor, shining, glowing
Ain't no time for fear,
You're on your way..
High on your horse you climb
There rings the starting chime
Poke that old pile a' junk,
And make him pay..
Game is on,
The horses know just where they're going
This hedge needs a shear,
But not today..
Old Gray performed sublime,
You jousted joust in time
And gave that
Scrappy bum a tumble
Scrappy bum a tumble
Bum a tumble... in the hay...
You have to joust in time
Or your opponent's lance
Will run you thru...
You'll have lost,
Your cookies will be tossed
Head sauced, and eyeballs crossed
All black 'n blue...
Don your gear,
Nice suit of armor, shining, glowing
Ain't no time for fear,
You're on your way..
High on your horse you climb
There rings the starting chime
Poke that old pile a' junk,
And make him pay..
Game is on,
The horses know just where they're going
This hedge needs a shear,
But not today..
Old Gray performed sublime,
You jousted joust in time
And gave that
Scrappy bum a tumble
Scrappy bum a tumble
Bum a tumble... in the hay...
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Lord de Farce, love the jousting subject; 'tis just a 10th Century rodeo, for sure, those Knights of auld were !
'tis rubbish!
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