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Song Parodies -> "Sanctions That Will Bite"
Original Song Title:
"Strangers In The Night"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Sanctions That Will Bite"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
Today's (March 22) top sound "bite" comes from Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Ms. Clinton called for "sanctions that will bite" against Iran to prevent the regime from acquiring nuclear weapons. Her remarks were made before the American-Israel Public Affairs Committee (Wow! What a coincidence!). ;D
"Sanctons that will bite"
Clinton's demanding.
Ahmadinejad
She's repremanding.
No nukes in Iran!
She's putting her foot down!
Does she speak for O.?
Yes, no, and maybe.
Is it all for show?"
You've got it, baby!
Does she speak for Joe?
Who cares? He's just a clown!
"Sanctions that will bite",
She thinks this drama's gonna
Stop that mad Shiite.
And though Obama wants
Iran here on our side,
They'll be genocide.
Much support sure will be lost
If there's another Holocaust.
Sanctions, but we must
Never enrage them
For they have O.'s trust
And he'll engage them.
We'll be going light
On "sanctions that will bite".
(Instrumental interlude)
Israel's life O. will not barter,
He loves them like Jimmy Carter!
If Mahmoud is dim
She'll make his world hell.
She'll go after him
Like Mon-i-ca L.
All will turn out right
From "sanctions that will bite".
(Fading but still audible)
Doo Bee Doo Bee Doo - Bring him to his knees.
Who won't follow through? Russians and Chinese!
Ahmadinejad's reply was NOT "Sactions? BITE ME!" ;D
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original biting parody! well written
Nicely done. Why didn't we just grab Ahmedinejad when he was here to address the UN. Marshals could have snatched him at the airport faster than you can say "Guantanamo".
Our new chant:
Instead of "Bombs Away", chang to "Put Bombs Away'!!! 555 sanctions
Yes, sanctions are a Fars [sic] unless everyone joins the sanctions party and the sanctions have--how do I say it?--teeth!
Yep... found another one! Fantastic parody!
What a great one to sing to - well written! I think Hillary just needs to remind the big A that China owns a lot of our assets, including our money, so they may not want to tick off the Chinese by bombing us and destroying Chinese assets. Those are the guys that have the death penalty for folks taking bribes.
Thanks all. JAB, caught your Fars pun! I believe that it was George Kaufman who said "One man's Mede is another man's Persian,"
I'd give this "gripping" parody a 666, but that might encourage Ahmadinejad in his quest for return of the 12th Imam. So 555 will have to do. Netanyahu was greeted properly yesterday by both Boehner & Pelosi. But Obama banned reporters, who might want to know whether he bowed to Bibi! (Not likely)
Ooooh.... "sanctions"! I'll bet Iran's just a-shakin' in their boots right about now (not!). 555
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