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Song Parodies -> "That's Hot!"
Original Song Title:
"That's Life"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"That's Hot!"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
So they let her out. Better her than Scooter Libby, I suppose. I mean, who would Paris rat out to get leniency? Of course, she probably thinks "Leniency" is who she could rat out: Leniency Lohan.
(instrumental opening)
"That's hot!"
(That's hot!)
That's what you'll hear Paris say!
She was on top in April
shot down in May!
But you know she's gonna change her tune
as walks out of jail
walks out of jail in June!
"That's hot!"
(That's hot!)
And as funny as it may seem
to be famous for doing nothing
is this heir-head's pretty dream.
But I don't
but I don't let it get me down.
Because the wheel of fame
keeps on spinning around.
She's been
a strumpet, a plaything, a drunkard, a driver
a pawn and a queen.
She's been up and down and over and out
if you know what I mean.
Each time she finds herself
flat on her face
she just picks herself up
and proves she's a mental case!
"That's hot!"
(That's hot!)
But I can deny it!
I keep hoping she's gonna cut out
but Miss Hilton ain't gonna buy it.
But if she does another DUI
she's gonna roll back into jail
and she's gonna cry!
She's been
a strumpet, a plaything, a drunkard, a driver
a pawn and a queen.
She's been up and down and over and out
if you know what I mean.
Each time she finds herself
flat on her face
she just picks!
herself up!
and proves she's!
a mental case!
"That's hot!"
(That's hot!)
But I can deny it!
I keep hoping she's gonna cut out
but Miss Hilton ain't gonna buy it.
But if she does something new and dumb in July...
They might just roll her up
into the chair...
and she'll fry!
Now THAT'S hot!
"That's hot!"
(That's hot!)
That's what you'll hear Paris say!
She was on top in April
shot down in May!
But you know she's gonna change her tune
as walks out of jail
walks out of jail in June!
"That's hot!"
(That's hot!)
And as funny as it may seem
to be famous for doing nothing
is this heir-head's pretty dream.
But I don't
but I don't let it get me down.
Because the wheel of fame
keeps on spinning around.
She's been
a strumpet, a plaything, a drunkard, a driver
a pawn and a queen.
She's been up and down and over and out
if you know what I mean.
Each time she finds herself
flat on her face
she just picks herself up
and proves she's a mental case!
"That's hot!"
(That's hot!)
But I can deny it!
I keep hoping she's gonna cut out
but Miss Hilton ain't gonna buy it.
But if she does another DUI
she's gonna roll back into jail
and she's gonna cry!
She's been
a strumpet, a plaything, a drunkard, a driver
a pawn and a queen.
She's been up and down and over and out
if you know what I mean.
Each time she finds herself
flat on her face
she just picks!
herself up!
and proves she's!
a mental case!
"That's hot!"
(That's hot!)
But I can deny it!
I keep hoping she's gonna cut out
but Miss Hilton ain't gonna buy it.
But if she does something new and dumb in July...
They might just roll her up
into the chair...
and she'll fry!
Now THAT'S hot!
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I find myself in a position where I avoid anything and everything having to do with Ms. Hilton. Most of us sit around complaining that she an egomaniac, that she undeservedly thinks she's above everyone else. And yet, WE, as a society, plaster her all over the media, and make every little thing she does Headline News on CNN. We follow her every move and document it in popular culture. Good Hell, that would give anyone a big head...not least of all a spoiled "Reality Star" who hasn't got a clue what "reality" is. Even if we're making fun of her...we're publicizing her...and if Paris knows anything, it's how to turn any publicity into good publicity. My dream would come true if people not only stopped talking about Paris altogether...but if they stopped CARING about Paris altogether.
That said...this well written, and I love the OS...so I have to give it 5s in spite of myself...=)
That said...this well written, and I love the OS...so I have to give it 5s in spite of myself...=)
love the ending but the whole thing was.....well........HOT !
"We got Martha and we got Paris, now how about Bin Laden?"
What Arwen said...I was amazed (not in a good way) yesterday that Paris leaving jail was the best CNN could do for its lead story on their web site.
I'd love Paris if she sizzled. As Alvin said. . .hot!
If only there's a way to deal with those hit-n-run 1 voters.
Paris Hilton? Yawn....but this was stupendous, Mr. P. And nice inclusion of "strumpet"; a word I also used today. Who'da thunk? 555
That's Room Temp Yo! (My answer to That's Hot). Very well done, I was laughing just from the title (well-timed)
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