Song Parodies -> "John Paul II...God's Cowboy"

Original Song Title:

"Rawhide"

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"John Paul II...God's Cowboy"

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The Lyrics

The pontiff has been through a rough patch recently...but he's a fighter, so a little tribute is due...

He's pope-in', pope-in' pope-in',
Don't know how he's copin'
But he keeps on pope-in'.John Paul!
Through rain and wind and heathens
He won't be leavin'
While he can keep the righteous enthralled
Cardinals are guessin'
Just how long he'll be blessin'
‘Til heaven gives him the final call

Get ‘em in! Kneel ‘em down! Bless ‘em up! Get ‘em out!
Get ‘em in, bless ‘em upJohn Paul!
Genuflect! Eucharist! Pray ‘em big! Get ‘em out!
Pray ‘em big, bless ‘em upJohn Paul!! (Yah!!)

Prayin', prayin', prayin'
Though your body's swayin'
Won't stop you from prayin', JP!
No fags or booze or sinning
Has kept you in the inning
Living for an eternity
Your sight may be fading
But still pontiff-icating
Will we ever get John Paul III?

Get ‘em in! Kneel ‘em down! Bless ‘em up! Get ‘em out!
Get ‘em in, bless ‘em upJohn Paul!
Genuflect! Eucharist! Pray ‘em big! Get ‘em out!
Pray ‘em big, bless ‘em upJohn Paul!!
YAH!!

(pope-in', pope-in' pope-in', YAH!! pope-in', pope-in' pope-in', YEEHAH! pope-in', pope-in'.)

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Johnny D - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

This is hilarious! Sure to be a hit at the 555th Vatican Council.

JP II - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

My son, you have sinned. But Iaughed my holy ass off. 5 Hail Marys, 5 Our Fathers, and 5 genuflections.

Ravyn Rant - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

This is wonderful. I laughed till I stopped. Fives for you, best wishes for the pontiff.

Newfoghill - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Newfoghill generally refrains from reading parodies of living persons but in this case the category was debatable. A work of art! Who can forget Frankie Laine's raw-power voice and whip-crackin' style! Now THAT was something vital, alive, forward-moving, confident and confidence-inspiring. Thank you for a moment in the Church of Frankie Laine In Your Brain.

alvin rhodes - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

this quite possibly is the funniest parody i have EVER read on this site...i literally laughed my whole way through it...you get FIFTIES

AFW - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Timely and quite humorous...555

Dee Range - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

This is like the Second Coming of Spaff.....he's prob'ly lookin' over his shoulder about now. Keep 'em Rollin', Kristof. Super high fives

Claude Prez - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

What Alvin said. I genuflect.

Stuart McArthur - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment

*looks to hills* uh oh, Protestants - alright, get them pope-mobiles in a circle....
favourite line: But still pontiff-icating...sublime Kristof! - 555

Ashkicksass - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment

HILARIOUS! This is one of your best yet, Kristof.

Spaff.com - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Dee Range is right; this made me come twice. Grrreat stuff, Overlord Kristof, though I think you should have had the courtesy to wait until JP2 was dead before making fun of him. Heh heh.

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