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Song Parodies -> "Blocked Despite Bran"
Original Song Title:
"Walk Like a Man"
Original Performer:
Four Seasons
Parody Song Title:
"Blocked Despite Bran"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Oh how I try to open up the "eye,"
That's on my posterior end.
Feel like I'm smothered; It has become a bother;
I thought oat bran would be my friend.
(But I am) blocked despite bran,
That's what I am,
Blocked despite bran--no run.
Here on my perch,
There's nothing to besmirch
My pants, despite bran. . .
No fun.
So I'll stay here until the way's clear
And something starts a-movin' out.
Ain't tried pryin' or enema applyin'
I'm hopin' for a nasty bout
(Of the runs.) Blocked once, it ran--
Thank god for bran.
Back on my pants; I'm through
Paper unfurled. . .helped deforest the world.
If blocked, try some bran; you'll poo.
That's on my posterior end.
Feel like I'm smothered; It has become a bother;
I thought oat bran would be my friend.
(But I am) blocked despite bran,
That's what I am,
Blocked despite bran--no run.
Here on my perch,
There's nothing to besmirch
My pants, despite bran. . .
No fun.
So I'll stay here until the way's clear
And something starts a-movin' out.
Ain't tried pryin' or enema applyin'
I'm hopin' for a nasty bout
(Of the runs.) Blocked once, it ran--
Thank god for bran.
Back on my pants; I'm through
Paper unfurled. . .helped deforest the world.
If blocked, try some bran; you'll poo.
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Now 68 years old, Frankie Valli might sympathize.
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