Pretty close to an adult store
They care for lawns

Lawn care and feeding is what they do
Mow lawns
If you do it's the place for you
Hold on (hold on)
Ain't that Rudy?

Thinks (thinks)
That it's a hostelry
Blinks (blinks)
Bulged opthamalically
He slinked from the porn store
And came over to spew crazy

Lawn place he brays
Insanely brays
Came from the store
Not that far away
How much'd he pay
For stuff risqué?
What did he buy?
"Lolita" I'd say
Perhaps dildos?

Lawn care place not where he should belong
A mishap
Sent him to the place that was wrong
But he said, "Hey, before I scream…
I can quickly slink (slink)
To the porn store today
Pink (pink)
There's a lot on display
My kinkiness wants magazines focused on nymphetry
Teens"!!

Lawn care's the place that he then went to
Not a high-class hotel the venue
But in a hotel an interview
Gone with the nymphet to the bedroom
On the bed laid back, a panting goon
Caught with his hand down his pantaloons