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Song Parodies -> "The Taliban Hill Fighters"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad of Jed Clampett"
Original Performer:
Flatt & Scruggs
Parody Song Title:
"The Taliban Hill Fighters"
Parody Written by:
CryHavoc
The Lyrics
This is something else that came to mind one day....
The Taliban Hillfighters
(Sung to the tune of The Ballad of Jed Clampett (The Beverly Hillbillies theme song). Short and to the point.
There once was a man named Pervez Musharrif
He ran Pakistan and he caused a lot of grief
They tossed out his despot ass when they went to the polls
Six months later, its Swat down the hole...
Fundies that is, Al-Qaeda and The Taliban.
The next thing you know, thay have Shari'a there,
and the rest of the world is running kinda scared.
They hope that the fundies dont grab the nukes they see
and fire them all off to kill their enemies...
Civilization, that is. Anything not living in a cave...
The Taliban Hillfighters!
Well, now we're at the end and hoped you enjoyed the slide show.
This ends the museum presentation; now we have to go.
Whats left of Pakistan consists of a single tattered flag!
Resting on a toxic heap of Cobalt-blackened slag!
Cobalt-Iodide that is. In a few thousand years, they may come back!
(Sung to the tune of The Ballad of Jed Clampett (The Beverly Hillbillies theme song). Short and to the point.
There once was a man named Pervez Musharrif
He ran Pakistan and he caused a lot of grief
They tossed out his despot ass when they went to the polls
Six months later, its Swat down the hole...
Fundies that is, Al-Qaeda and The Taliban.
The next thing you know, thay have Shari'a there,
and the rest of the world is running kinda scared.
They hope that the fundies dont grab the nukes they see
and fire them all off to kill their enemies...
Civilization, that is. Anything not living in a cave...
The Taliban Hillfighters!
Well, now we're at the end and hoped you enjoyed the slide show.
This ends the museum presentation; now we have to go.
Whats left of Pakistan consists of a single tattered flag!
Resting on a toxic heap of Cobalt-blackened slag!
Cobalt-Iodide that is. In a few thousand years, they may come back!
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