[Giancarlo:]
We need this guy to be dealt with
Some people need to be taught a lesson

[Luigi:]
Some-a people need to learn-a da respect

[Giancarlo:]
Just a beating----

[Luigi:]
Bits-a cut off----

[Giancarlo:]
Or bumped off---

Godfather, Godfather,
Order a hit
I need this guy
Roughed up a bit
Godfather, Godfather
Send in the goons
And make it a perfect hit

[Luigi:]
Godfather, Godfather,
I'll bring a gun
You send a goon,
Won't it be fun
Some heavyweight backup: I'm longing to be,
Respected by all I see.

[Giancarlo:]
He owes me
Well, nearly a dollar

[Luigi:]
He owes ME
But what, I ain't checked

[Luigi and Giancarlo:]
You know well,
It has to foller
That he has to pay us a bit-a respect

Godfather, Godfather,
He's gotta die
Break-a his legs
Waste-a da guy
Pull out his fingernails one after one
Then blow him away
With a gun

(spoken)

[Uncle Felipe:]
Since when do you want a hit, Luigi? I thought you wanted nudding to do wit-a da Family.

(Giancarlo chuckles)

[Uncle Felipe con't:]
And you want a hit on the Rabbi's son.

[Giancarlo:]
Well, why not?
There is only one Rabbi and he has only one son.
And we're Catholic.

[Uncle Felipe:]
And you are a boy from-a da Family.
So you'll go along with whatever Don Ameche decides?
Of course-a right!

(Puts marshmallows into his cheeks, imitating Don Ameche)
(singing)

Carlo, oh Carlo,
What-a you asking me to do?
To bump off this guy
Keell-a him, just-a for you
He's not-a nice man, you no like-a him, true?
True.

A-crossing da Family,
Is bad-a for your health
But if you want-a da hit---
Do it yourself

Luigi, I know him.
Won't-a you please tell-a me why
This unlucky man
Why he have-a to die?
He's a nasty man, a badda egg, right?
Right.

But you are my Family
From the seed-a I have sown
So if you want-a him dead
Do eet on-a your own

Did you think you'd get a hit?
Well you do the best-a you can.
With-a your guns, your flickknives, your Family background
Go kill yourself a man!

[Luigi:]
Godfather, Godfather,
You know that I'm
Still very young.
Too young for crime

[Giancarlo:]
Up to this minute,
I misunderstood
My hands might be wet with blood

[Luigi and Giancarlo:]
Don Ameche
We understand fully
The mess we're
Gonna be in
We're not just
A cold-hearted bully

[Luigi and Giancarlo and Uncle Felipe:]
And if the cops see what we've done to him...

Godfather, Godfather,
Hit me no hits
We're running scared
We got the shits
Playing with matches
A guy can get burned
So,
Kill me no kills
Stiff me no stiffs
Hit me no hits
Fry me no guy
(I guess he don't really
have to die)