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Song Parodies -> "Slickened Bed"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Ed Theme"
Original Performer:
Evans, Livingston
Parody Song Title:
"Slickened Bed"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
You poured drinks, then gorged…scored many more…
went home…sleep encore; you started to snore.
That’s not a short oar forging toward the shore.
With much shame you shit the bed.
It’s morn; you explore your foul outpour;
in nose pours an odor you won’t adore…
forge forward to the bathroom door.
Filled are you with dread.
Gross, the cacaty-cac that leaked;
it’s waste was your outlay.
You shit the bed; the stench, lord!, reeks—
Your Norge gets a workout today.
In the Norge you pour the sheets disgorged
from your bed that shortly will be abhorred.
You’re fortunate you’ve a washing Norge
to lift off sheet shit.
But: the slickened bed!
went home…sleep encore; you started to snore.
That’s not a short oar forging toward the shore.
With much shame you shit the bed.
It’s morn; you explore your foul outpour;
in nose pours an odor you won’t adore…
forge forward to the bathroom door.
Filled are you with dread.
Gross, the cacaty-cac that leaked;
it’s waste was your outlay.
You shit the bed; the stench, lord!, reeks—
Your Norge gets a workout today.
In the Norge you pour the sheets disgorged
from your bed that shortly will be abhorred.
You’re fortunate you’ve a washing Norge
to lift off sheet shit.
But: the slickened bed!
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That's a 555 if I ever saw one! I'm not even going to review it for technical quality. I bet some near rhymes that ended in the hard s sound started looking pretty good to you. And you resisted them all. Good job. I see there's more to come.
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