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Song Parodies -> "Return To Slender"

Original Song Title:

"Return To Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Return To Slender"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I'm watchin' TV in the bedroom
Just lyin' on my back
Then, a voice from nowhere
Said "Hey, there listen, Jack!"
Here was the message:

"Return To Slender
Your mattress moans!
Skip those smoothies,
Ice cream cones...
All of that blubber, ain't where it's at..
You will be sorry if you do not decrease your fat!"

I searched all over in my bedroom
There wasn't no-one there
Again that eerie warning
Came right out of the air

It whispered to me:
"Return To Slender
Your mattress moans!
Skip those smoothies,
Ice cream cones.."

Right then, I started weighin' myself
The bath scale showed "Three O Two"
I cut out all carbs the very next day
And thanked that voice who
I heard repeatin':

"Return To slender.
Your mattress moans!
Skip those smoothies,
Ice cream cones.."

"Return To Slender,
Your mattress moans!
Skip the smoothies,
Ice cream cones.."
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alvin rhodes - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
well, we all hear voices in our head....don't we ?...
MasonR - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, if only Elvis had heard that voice!
AFW - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...and MasonR...true...very true..but one about drugs, too
John Barry - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sending you 5s.
AFW - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, John
Larry Hensley - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, 555's
AFW - January 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry

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