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Song Parodies -> "These Clowns Are Deadwood"
Original Song Title:
"It's Now or Never"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"These Clowns Are Deadwood"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
These clowns are deadwood,
bumhole-lees blight,
hissing and snarling,
a pile of shite.
Our sorrow turns to irate
at clowns who’re deadwood—
fucking ingrates.
Smelly scourge jaw crew,
these vile legislators.
They’re self-enraptured
word masturbators.
They wreck our lifelines—
waste of time, they’re rife slime.
Clowns who’re unclear
on real-world fears. . .fat cats.
These clowns are deadwood,
bumhole-seep blight,
hissing and snarling,
vile pile of shite.
Our sorrow turns to irate
at clowns who’re deadwood—
bad luck, our fate
Suck-up-the-till ho’s
use a prying motion—
that’s no latex glove
you feel; it’s motion
of them ingressing;
it’s anal Congressing. . .
force you to bend—
afterwards, spend your pay.
These clowns are deadwood,
bumhole, keep tight,
else they’ll be parting
your cheeks to smite
the furrow where you vacate
the mounds of dreckhood
forms these ingrates.
bumhole-lees blight,
hissing and snarling,
a pile of shite.
Our sorrow turns to irate
at clowns who’re deadwood—
fucking ingrates.
Smelly scourge jaw crew,
these vile legislators.
They’re self-enraptured
word masturbators.
They wreck our lifelines—
waste of time, they’re rife slime.
Clowns who’re unclear
on real-world fears. . .fat cats.
These clowns are deadwood,
bumhole-seep blight,
hissing and snarling,
vile pile of shite.
Our sorrow turns to irate
at clowns who’re deadwood—
bad luck, our fate
Suck-up-the-till ho’s
use a prying motion—
that’s no latex glove
you feel; it’s motion
of them ingressing;
it’s anal Congressing. . .
force you to bend—
afterwards, spend your pay.
These clowns are deadwood,
bumhole, keep tight,
else they’ll be parting
your cheeks to smite
the furrow where you vacate
the mounds of dreckhood
forms these ingrates.
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This is brilliant and well done, but next time you should tell us what you really think.
Thanks, Onslaught!
JAB - Onslaught beat me to the exact comment. As I watched the president castigate some members of Congress for ignoring the will of their constituents, I couldn't help think that in many cases they are actually doing the will of the voters who elected them. In fact, some 47% of the American electorate did not vote for the president. Your talents, however, are undiminished and beyond reproach. ;D
well said but expected by most of us.
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