Song Parodies -> "I Play Pool"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Be Cruel"

Original Performer:

"I Play Pool"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I like to hang around
Smoky and crowded bars
The sleezy ones downtown
In parkin' lot, nice cars..
I play pool, ladies think I'm cool

In a nine ball game I'm bad
And I'm gonna' take your dough
You're bound to lose it fast
Then stand around wonderin', whoa..
I play pool, love a billiard duel
You think you're a notch above,
Buddy, go snap on that cue stick glove..

Well, lag me for the break, now
And budge out of the way
A fast table sweep I'll take now
What's happenin'? is what you'll say
I play pool, hustle's what I do
You ain't got no chance, Bart
Nobody beats me, Mister, pool's my art..

Lay money on the Brunswick
If you don't think it's true
I'm gonna' be the winner
'Cuz the loser will be you.
I play pool, challenge me, you fool
We'll just have a little clash
I'll lighten up your heavy load a' cash..

I play pool, ladies think I'm cool,
I play pool, challenge me, you fool.
In life, it's the only game..
Takin' all a' your money is my aim..

Takin' all a' your money, is my aim..

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John Barry - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment

5 ball in the corner pocket.

Rob Arndt - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment

Title is a bit misleading if you know what I mean ;-) 555

AFW - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, John, and thanks, Rob, I guess you mean pocket pool...right?

2Eagle - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment

Probably what Elvis would have been doing if he hadn't made it big.

Lifeliver - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment

Sounds like you've been there, you ol' hustler you - nice touches with the jargon. Sting you with fives.

WarrenB - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment

Reminds me of youthful nights putting quarters on the table and challenging the shark-wannabes. And then, of course, getting your ass handed to you... You set the scene well. Rack 'em up.

AFW - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, 2Eagle...I don't know, was Elvis a good pool player? probably was...and thanks, LL..well, used to play a little, neighborhood bars, financially friendly games..not Minnesota Fats, tho'....thanks, Warren...you can relate, I see

glen s - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment

Really enjoyed the mood of this. Well done. Aim For the Win

AFW - November 28, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, glen

Meriadoc - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment

Airfarce McCoy, and down home they call you Slim? ;)

And of course, the security code in WLY...

AFW - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, Meri...how did you know?

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