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Song Parodies -> "Blue-Balled Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Christmas"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Blue-Balled Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Terry Allan Hall
The Lyrics
I really won't try to explain this one!
Blue-Balled Christmas
I'll have a Blue-Balled Christmas without you
The kind of Blue-Balled Christmas where I don't get screwed
She enticed me, led me on
'Til I was frantic, then she was gone
You laugh, say it's not so bad
But the aching's not in YOUR 'nads
So, have a blue-ball Christmas, you douchebag
The kind of blue-ball Christmas that I just had
In your next life when you pop your cork
I hope your plumbing no longer works
And you have a blue, blue, blue blue-balled Christmas!
I'll have a Blue-Balled Christmas without you
The kind of Blue-Balled Christmas where I don't get screwed
She enticed me, led me on
'Til I was frantic, then she was gone
You laugh, say it's not so bad
But the aching's not in YOUR 'nads
So, have a blue-ball Christmas, you douchebag
The kind of blue-ball Christmas that I just had
In your next life when you pop your cork
I hope your plumbing no longer works
And you have a blue, blue, blue blue-balled Christmas!
THe TERRY ALLAN HALL Website...and stuff. (c) TAH 2006
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