Did you phone some tonight,
Is your bill out of sight?
Are you sorry you purchased that cell?
Do you call at peak times
Roaming charges are crimes,
There's places they don't work too well

Did you download more ringtones
Than you can afford?
Embarrassed by pictures
Forgotten you've stored?
Ring and buzz bring you pain,
Even drive you insane?
Free weekends..Did you phone some tonight?

(Spoken)
I wonder if you phoned some tonight
Most offer the weekends and all nights free
But, some are limited..
You really should shop around, before you commit
Good deals are everywhere, so, don't get hooked a year
You may prefer, "Pay-as-you-go"
With phone cards, you can buy
It's worth a try, there's no monthly charge,
And no bill that's large..
Nor activation fees..
Money you'll save, if you just call, sometimes
But, if you're a cellphone addict..
Friend, you'd better choose unlimited use
And compare before you do pick
Check the internet for offers you get
Don't jump in the water cold
Or else, too late, you could just be
The fool who's spending too much gold..

Does it all bring on pain, do you have a migraine?
Grab your cellphone and phone some tonight