Get up in the morning, head out to the park.
Taking batting practice from noon until it's dark.
I gotta get in all my quota.
(Shoo-be-doo-be-da-da.)
We're playing Minnesota.
(Shoo-be-doo-be-da-da.)
Who's the guy who makes those Twinkies go?
I picked Morneau, picked Morneau, picked Morneau.

Justin Morneau's batting, hits one down the line.
Our right fielder gets to it, not what I had in mind.
Around the bases, Justin's racing.
(Shoo-be-doo-be-da-da.)
How long can he keep pacing?
(Shoo-be-doo-be-da-da.)
MVP, to whom will that thing go?
I picked Morneau, picked Morneau, picked Morneau.

That team has Joe Mauer.
Good catcher and his stats are fine.
But unlike Derek Jeter, I'll be sour
if I end my career, no Pennants, not one time!

Well, they pitched Johan Santana.
He's great, that's what I read.
He throws fastball and slider.
Sends hitters off to bed.
Oh, well, Jermaine Dye with the White Sox.
(Shoo-be-doo-be-da-da.)
Ortiz with Red ones, he rocks.
(Shoo-be-doo-be-da-da.)
Who gets picked for MVP's big show?
I picked Morneau, picked Morneau, picked Morneau.

His stats are inflated.
That Metrodome increased his line.
I will not say that Justin's overrated.
But maybe New York's shortstop should have won this time.

Well, the Star-Tribune, it says so.
So does Pioneer-Press.
The Twins' first baseman, he is
American League's best.
You know, he plays in Minneapolis.
(Shoo-be-doo-be-da-da.)
Opponents, they'll be hapless.
(Shoo-be-doo-be-da-da.)
Is he MVP? Well, I guess so.
I picked Morneau, picked Morneau, picked Morneau.
I picked Morneau, picked Morneau, picked Morneau.
I picked Morneau, picked Morneau, picked Morneau.
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