Song Parodies -> "You're My Blueberry Muffin"

Original Song Title:

"Do You Know The Muffin Man"

Original Performer:

"You're My Blueberry Muffin"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A romantic song for the ages

You're my blueberry muffin
My blueberry, yes my muffin
You're my blueberry muffin
You're so delectable

You're my chocolate chip muffin
My chocolate chip, yes, my muffin
You're my chocolate chip muffin
Want to taste you so much

You're banana nut muffin
Banana nut, you're my muffin
My banana nut muffin
I want to eat you up

You're my birthday cake muffin
My birthday cake, my birthday cake
You're my birthday cake muffin
Oh yeah let's celebrate

You're my bubble gum muffin
My bubble gum, my muffin yeah
You're my bubble gum muffin
Oh yeah you really pop

You're even a bran muffin
You're good for me, why i can't see
You're even a bran muffin
Im better with you here

And you are my corn muffin
You taste ok, and good for me
It's corny but that's what you are
You're just so good for me

Yeah that's what you are to me
Yeah you're a treat, and you're so sweet
Mmm, muffins are just like you
Aren't I so romantic?

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Jonathan - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment

wouldn't it be awesome if there was just a big button you could press, and magically get a muffin anytime you wanted it? like a muffin button? 545

CML - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment

Muffin Button .... dont women have one of those?

Larry Hensley - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment

Thanks Jonathan and CML

Rob Arndt - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment

Larry, you made me buy some muffins today! Yes, I put butter on them! 555!

Larry Hensley - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment

Thanks Rob

Moe - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment

Thanks Larry

Curly - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment

Thanks Moe

Shemp - January 23, 2017 - Report this comment

Thanks Curly

CML - January 24, 2017 - Report this comment

Good thing you sock-puppeting, mentally diseased trolls are taunting Larry for saying thank you; cause the last thing this website needs is for people to be civil to each other ..... No, what we really need is another round of endless, deranged negativity; like what happened in 2013-2014 when a small group of vicious l*ttle sh*ts managed to reduce the daily readership of this place by at least two thirds.

Tommy - January 24, 2017 - Report this comment

CML, I don't know about 2013-2014, but the satirical tweaking I see here is quite tame and funny and should be used as a learning experience for the tweakee. The worst personal offenses are condescending piles of 5s awarded for mediocrity and friendship, as well as thoughtless blurbs of praise. On the other hand, are the drive-by 1s. That's negativity, and I don't see that here.

Larry Hensley - January 24, 2017 - Report this comment

Tommy, you haven't seen the comments I had deleted probably. Never before have I seen complaining about comments at all, and I've at least often looked (even if not posting a lot of the time) at this site for a long time. And the comments I had deleted were extremely mean spirited. What is the purpose? What is the point? If you're bored by comments, why complain about them? Comments are comments, they're not supposed to be anything magnificent to please jerkish nerds

Larry Hensley - January 24, 2017 - Report this comment

And thanks for your helpful comments, CML, I appreciate them. We can't let this site disintegrate because of some jerks

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