I'm friends with a female professor
I'm friends with Missa Eaton
We're both associated with Penn State Shenango
And we love the Nittany Lions
Oh won't you know now,

Balloons brought us together
We're trivia king and queen
We can stand the pressure when the heat is on
'Cause I'm friends with Missa Eaton

We can be fans when we're cheering for our own Penn State
And lead the team to victory, yeah
We're warm weather wonders on a sandy beach,
Like the girls in bikinis all over, let me tell ya,

I'm friends with a female professor
I'm friends with Missa Eaton
When I'm sad, she'll be praying, that it won't last long
Until the red, red robin starts singing his song, and when he does,
I feel better, and I get a balloon
Oh, yeah,
I'm friends with Missa Eaton

(break)

Well, don't you know now,
We can be fans when we're cheering for our own Penn State
And lead the team to victory, yeah
We're warm weather wonders on a sandy beach,
Like the girls in bikinis all over, let me tell ya,

I'm friends with a female professor
I'm friends with Missa Eaton
When I'm sad, she'll be praying, that it won't last long
Until the red, red robin starts singing his song, and when he does,
I feel better, and I get a balloon
Oh, yeah,

I'm friends with Missa Eaton
I'm friends with Missa Eaton (fading out)
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