The boof up butt is like a high
colonic for the “pink eye.”
The hooch up butt—let’s go down to the store
and get some rye and Tokay.
It’s best at first to purge—
it absorbs faster that way.

I can hardly wait to stow hooch
in a place some find louche.
I will not be sated till colon’s inflated
with an alcohol douche—
make it with a high proof.

We’ll get the boof up butt, the entry space
for boofs—just hope that piles ain’t in place.
It’s kinda tight, and there’s a chance you’ll fart
Elsewise, we can’t go amiss.
Let’s make a drunken prow,
then feel the liquid bliss.

I can hardly wait to stow hooch
up where brown-nosers smooch.
I will not be sated till colon’s inflated
with an alcohol douche—
make it with a high proof.

Stow in some more,
stow in some more
till there’s outpour.