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Song Parodies -> "The Armor of Iron Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Son of A Preacher Man"

Original Performer:

Dusty Springfield

Parody Song Title:

"The Armor of Iron Man"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Tony Stark was a wealthy man
His mom and dad died somewhere on Long Island
Tony inherited the Stark company
That his father built to accompany
The fate of the famed Stark family
Tony built some armor
Building up his valour

What Tony Stark had to power up with
Was the armor of Iron Man
What Tony Stark had to become tough with
Was the armor of Iron Man
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was

His weapons could be a snap to learn
When he proved how hard he tries
Don't try to misuse the word "iron"
His superpowers isn't "ironing clothes"
Was he really good at ironing clothes?
He wasn't messing with James Rhodes

What Tony Stark had to power up with
Was the armor of Iron Man
What Tony Stark had to become tough with
Was the armor of Iron Man
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was

How well I remember
The look that was in his suit
Loaded mass weapons of extreme brute
He's not vulnerable
He wasn't destructible
Tony's suit was cyberpathic
Iron Monger was psychopathic

What Tony Stark had to power up with
Was the armor of Iron Man
What Tony Stark had to become tough with
Was the armor of Iron Man
Yes he was, he was, ooh, yes he was

(What Tony Stark had to power up with)
That was the red-and-gold armor of Iron Man
(What Tony Stark gets brutal enough with)
Was the armor of Iron Man

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LittleCupCakes - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, I love this ~OS~ and Dusty too! But I still visualize ~Bobbie Gentry ~ singing it . . . . go figure!!?? . . . the only one who could ever teach me, was the Son of a DanUber man

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