You're a weird one, David Lynch
You make those eyeballs peel
When you made those oddball movies
At "Eraserhead" we squeal
Mr. Lynch

You're a mad director
There on every film reel

Made a monster, David Lynch
Dennis Hopper as the lead
Him suckin' down the vapor
Now a substitute for weed
Mr. Lynch

That "Blue Velvet" was a hoot
Isabella might just go bleed

You're a wild one, David Lynch
Yes, especially at heart
Laura Dern when she was teenage
What a hottie in that part
Mr. Lynch

Given the choice to view a video
I'd take a film with much less "style"

You're a strange one, David Lynch
You took old Herbert's "Dune"
Made a lengthy, sandy bore
The worm were done with good FX
But pacing was real poor

The third part was barely acted
Sang not a note: Sting, Stank, more

You're a puzzler, David Lynch
Made a gray elephant man
That was hard to understand
Hard to be a movie fan
Mr. Lynch

Your films are an appealing head trip overbearing
With the most disjointed assortment of disposable actors imaginable
Angled up and tangled up in plots

You twin peak pique me, David Lynch
With a series we go "What?"
And a crooked jerky timeline
And emotions under wrought
Mr. Lynch

You're a director that no doubt that makes no profit
And still you're sought