Love is near
We're in the glow
(Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh)
Lawyers cheer
For they all know
For down the road
We'll say, "I won't"
And they'll serve the subpoenas
At the door

Gonna bite the apple and we're
Gonna be har-ar-ar-ried
Gonna hit road apples and in
Debt we'll be bur-ur-ur-ied
Gee, we're young and stupid and we'll
Have to be car-ar-ar-ried
Goin' out to grapple with love

Hock the ring
Now it's all mine
(Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh)
He'll get his, to the
Courts she'll whine
So much for love
Dead on the vine
And you'll pay for that whim forevermore
And now they're

Gonna bite the apple and pay
Big alimo-o-o-ny
Gonna hit road apples and make
Claims that are pho-o-ony
We were young and stupid and now
Kids treat us like sto-o-oney
Goin' out to grapple with love