Song Parodies -> "We'll Never Write Bout Sex Again"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Never Fall in Love Again"

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"We'll Never Write Bout Sex Again"

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The Lyrics

dedicated to Chuck

What do you write when Chuck outlaws sex?
This is being asked by Malcolm Higgins
Oh that poor guy, I think he's wiggin'
We'll never write bout sex again
We'll never write bout sex again

What do you get if you slip one past?
A whole bunch of snide and twisted comments
Tomatoes and eggs are thrown like rockets
We'll never write bout sex again
We'll never write bout sex again

Don't tell me that there's other stuff
Cause not being able to talk about it's rough
We've covered topics so exhaustingly
Then it comes back around to chemistry

What do you get when you outlaw sex?
A whole bunch of moans and heavy sighin'
On subtlety we're now relying
We'll never write bout sex again
We'll never write bout sex again

(Chucky says)
Ah, toss off those mental chains that bind you
Just be glad folks that I haven't fined you

What do you get when you outlaw sex?
A wiseguy who will try to circumvent, oh
So for at least until tomorrow
We'll never write bout sex again
We'll never write bout sex again

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Johnny D - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Great job, Royce. I would've liked to have been able to give you sixes instead of fives, but "six" spelled in Latin is "sex".

AussieBullDog - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Fives, mate.

Michael Pacholek - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Even if you don't like this terrific parody, it is your duty to vote it all fives! We hereby petition our "government" for redress of grievances! Repeal Amight's answer to the 18th Amendment! The people have spoken!

Rick D - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment

I don't believe this title for a minute. Mari and I are putting together a musical tribute, and you're in it. More to come.

Peregrin - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

That was great Royce

malcolm higgins - December 22, 2003 - Report this comment

you truly are the queen girl... oh can I say queen?/ that might imply I be the king, and kings and queens well, shagadelic baby you know you know.. nudge nudge wink wink say no mo' say no mo' 5-5-5 because she gets to say sex and not write about it CHUCK!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meriadoc - December 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Maybe we should all stage a giant sex-in in front of Chucky's house... ;-)

Leo Jay - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Way to go -- use limitation as inspiration...

Royce Miller - May 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Dear Leo--what a positive comment you made, and it made me think--if limitation is inspiring, oh my god, I should be friggin' fired-up inspired!

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