Song Parodies -> "Dementia Don"

Original Song Title:

"Runaround Sue"

Original Performer:

"Dementia Don"

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The Lyrics

For a while, it looked like the 2024 US Presidential election was going to be between someone very old and at the start of a sad but inevitable cognitive decline, and someone very nearly as old and who was never particularly compos mentis at the best of times.

But then Joe Biden did a very sensible thing: he pulled out of the race, leaving a Trump so very discombobulated and looking pathetic, unable to think: his whole campaign was based around saying "Biden is old, and losing it", and now he's against a younger, fresher, frankly much more likeable candidate, it has been *very* clear who isn't so much "losing it" as lost the plot, completely.. Trump hasn't been coherent in weeks... I mean, he was barely that in 2016, but recently has not so much gone downhill as off a cliff.

[Intro]
Here's a story, which I'll relate
About a presidential candidate
He lost his mind, oh, see him frown
When his opponent stepped down

[Chorus]
(Trump-Trump, and da JD, JD)
(Trump-Trump, and da JD, JD)
(Trump-Trump, and da JD, JD, Trump)
(Trump-Trump, and da JD, JD)
(Trump-Trump, and da JD, JD)
(Trump-Trump, and da JD, JD, Trump)

[Verse 1]
Yeah, they should have known it from the very start
The oldest pair of candidates to ever take part
In an act of common sense, Biden has gone
GOP: left with Dementia Don, yeah

[Verse 2]
The words from his lips when he fires up his base:
The size of his crowds, or Obama's birthplace?
Now, listen to how he rambles on
Who could vote for Dementia Don?

[Chorus]
(Trump-Trump, and da JD, JD)
(Trump-Trump, and da JD, JD)
(Trump-Trump, and da JD, JD, Trump)
(Ahhh)

[Bridge]
Trump's scared that he will fail
He loses and he goes to jail
Now, people listen up, 'n' you'll find
Don is.. out of his tiny mind

[Verse 3]
He's immoral, narcissistic, if you get what he's sayin'
Anti-democratic and well, frankly insane
Only a fool wouldn't notice the con
But fools'll vote for Dementia Don

[Chorus]
(Trump-Trump, and da JD, JD) Yeah, do not vote for his con
(Trump-Trump, and da JD, JD) We know, know what he's done
(Trump-Trump, and da JD, JD, Trump) Keep away from Don
(Ahhh)

[Bridge]
Got more court cases to come
Because he was so dreadfully dumb
If his lawyers have got any sense
He'll plead.. an insanity defence

[Verse 3]
Has no morals and no ethics and lies 'bout his wealth
He fell in love, so in love with himself
You know in November, he'll say that he won
More bollocks from Dementia Don, yeah

[Outro]
Do not vote for his con
We all know what he's done
Do not vote for Don

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MAGA - August 26, 2024 - Report this comment

You former Biden rimmers sure are getting desperate. I can remember how, not two whole months ago, you delusion-dwelling far-left fascists were still pretending Dementia Joe wasn't a drooling old moron and none-too-secretly worrying about how Kackles Whoreass the blatantly unqualified DEI hire was a drag on the ticket.

MAGA - August 26, 2024 - Report this comment

Also, Dementia Joe didn't "pull out" of the race; Nazi Piglosi practically boasted about her and her DemoKKKrat colleagues' "discreet, reptilian, cold-blooded" actions to force him out. While I don't know why she would openly brag about such things (especially the latter two traits), well... Dementia Joe's not the only demented DemoKKKrat in office, and public records show that SOMEBODY in Congress has a prescription for Alzheimer's medication.

Dementia Don's Shrink - August 26, 2024 - Report this comment

Good one by Phil. Was enjoyable to sing that.

Agrimorfee - August 27, 2024 - Report this comment

You did another good one, and the predictable rebuff from the unwashed is all the proof one needs. Very singable! Here's yer deserved 555. Don't stop.

CML - August 29, 2024 - Report this comment

There's the dementia Phil is "noticing" and then there's that type that another candidate displayed before the 2020 election when he YELLED OUT the most famous phrase of the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE ..WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT. THAt ALL MEN ARE CREATED by .... you know, the thing. Inasmuch as this performance would have gotten him laughed out of a third grade Civics class when Joe Biden was a kid, some of us arrived at the not unreasonable conclusion that he wasn't qualified to be elected Assistant Dogcather of the smallest county in America, let alone President. Oh but no, the Superior Ones just "knew" were just being STOO-PID MAGA subhumans led around by that STOOOO-PID Tucker .. until it turned out to be completely true, as any honest person with a IQ over 80 knew all along

Phil Alexander - August 29, 2024 - Report this comment

Ah, CML, you never fail to.. well, fail to post anything coherent these days. I haven't a clue what you're going on about, which is probably intentional: if you make incomprehensible assertions, it's impossible to show them to be the bollocks, the way everything you used to post was so proven. I guess you're learning from your cult leader. Maybe you'll start wibbling on about crowd sizes and other irrelevant nonsense, too.

Glenn Walker - August 29, 2024 - Report this comment

@Phil. To quote you: "Ah, CML, you never fail to.. well, fail to post anything coherent these days." Now, when it comes to multiple negatives in the same sentence, the reader (in this case, me) is always left wondering what you really mean. But I think you just said that CML always writes coherently. Taking your word on that, the rest of your post makes no sense. Or maybe when you type about coherence, the points you make tell me more about yourself than they tell me about your targets, many of whom I already know well enough to ignore you.

Phil Alexander - August 30, 2024 - Report this comment

@Glenn - simple translation for the hard of thinking: "never fail to" = "always", and "fail to post anything coherent" = "only posts things that are incoherent".. but, as you point out, the meaning is clearly obvious from context because if you assume the wrong meaning, the rest doesn't make sense.

But since you didn't make similar incoherence gripes with CML, you would presumably be able to explain WTF he is going on about?

..and how did that "ignoring me" go? You have to admit, that replying to someone you say you ignore is kinda oxymoronic.. possibly without the "oxy"

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