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Song Parodies -> "The Philanderer"

Original Song Title:

"The Wanderer"

Original Performer:

Dion

Parody Song Title:

"The Philanderer"

Parody Written by:

Glynn Leaney

The Lyrics

PHILANDERER

Now then, I’m the kind of guy
Who’s unfaithful from the start,
I have so many girls
That I can’t tell them apart.
I date them for an evening
Then I send them on their way,
I promise them the Earth but
They will never see the day.

I’m such a philanderer
Yeah, philanderer,
I love around, around, around, around.

Now then, I married my young sweetheart
Who I met there at my school.
Maria was her name
And well, she thought that I was cool.
But when she found out
I dated other girls,
She flew into a rage,
For her, this was the end of the world.

I’m a philanderer,
Yeah, philanderer,
I love around, around, around, around.

Now then, I flit from girl to girl,
Then leave them all but just don’t care.
For me my life is one big whirl,
I just never seem to tire,
And still have lots to spare.

Oh yes, I’m the kind of guy
That likes to sleep around.
I’m always on the go,
My energy’s abound.
And if I found myself
In trouble in a bed,
Well, I’d jump right into another place
With someone else instead.

I’m a philanderer,
A philanderer,
I love around, around, around, around, I just go

Oh yes, I’m the kind of guy
That likes to sleep around.
I’m always on the go,
My energy’s abound.
And if I found himself
In trouble in a bed,
Well, I’d jump right into another place
With someone else instead.

I’m a philanderer,
A philanderer,
I love around, around, around, around,
I’m a philanderer,
A philanderer,
I love around, around, around, around…

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Glynn Leaney - February 02, 2024 - Report this comment
It's a good thing I like it!

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