Has anybody seen troll-for-men Larry Craig?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He was peepin' through the stall,
In seekin' same sex he got stung.
You know, I just look around and he's gone.

Anybody seen parole-not-yet Bob?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
They sent him off to prison;
That seamy Jack 'off Ney got stung.
You know, I just look around and he's gone.

Anybody seen pre-men troller Mark F?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
He scurried off to rehab.
By steamy emails he got stung.
You know, I just look around and he's gone.

It was love Dave Vitter also looked for.
He went and tried best little whorehouse in D.C.
He paid the fee.
Got laid--doom. And how can we forget Delay?

Anybody seen that rathole gent, Tom D?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
Well, like most of these jokes, he got kicked off the Hill. . .
With Abramoff, marked for Con' jobs.